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Funny Advice
6292. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.
An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.
Funny Nicknames
6293. Captain Awesome and Mr. Fabulous
I like to use this for two guys who are attached at the hip and they think they rock.
Funny Drinks
6295. Marie Brizard
Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.
Funny TV Shows
6296. Captain N: The Game Master
With his trusty NES Zapper and Power Pad holstered in his belt, Kevin Keene and his band of unlikely heroes clashed again and again with the forces of King Hippo, Dr. Wily, and the infamous Mother Brain throughout the domain of Videoland. See also 80's, Cartoons, Video Games.
Funny Things
6297. Dick Stick
The small, silver handle that flushes a urinal. Why's it called a dick stick? Well, think about the last thing your hand touches before you touch it. And then think about all the guys that preceded you. See also Bathroom.
Funny Drinks
6298. Strawberry Yum-Yum
A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka. See also Alcohol.
Funny Foods
6300. Freshen Up Gum Shop
Gum that bursts with flavored gel when you bite into it. The gum seemed innocent enough when I chewed it as a kid, but I've noticed it's since been sexed up as “The Gum That Goes Squirt”. See also 80's, Candy, Innuendo.