Funny Words

6191. Smithereens

Arrrgh, and then me scallywag mates went to Davy Jones Lockerrr whar evr'thing is blasted away ta smithereens! See also Pirates.

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Funny Questions

6192. If a #2 Pencil is So Popular Then Why is It Still #2?

See also Schools.

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Funny Songs

6193. Career-Ending Movie-Tie-In Rap Songs

These, of course, would include Bobby Brown's On Our Own from Ghostbusters II, MC Hammer's Addam's Family Grove from The Addam's Family, and Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. See also 80's, 90's, Singers.

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Funny TV Shows

6194. The New Leave It to Beaver

1980's TBS television show in which the Beaver (still portrayed by Jerry Mathers) is now divorced and living in the suburbs with his mother (still portrayed by Barbara Billingsley). See also 80's, Television.

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Funny Phrases

6195. Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks. See also Scatological.

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Funny Things

6196. SkyMall

An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket. See also Travel.

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Funny Books

6197. Everyone Poops

A childrens book about taking a poo. See also Scatological.

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Funny Jobs

6198. Carny

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Funny Sayings

6199. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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Funny Toys

6200. Get in Shape Girl

Toy line from the 80's that included "Bangle Bop Bracelets", "Rhythm and Ribbons", and "Burgeoning Body Issues". See also 80's, Exercise.

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