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6171. Pornstaches

E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.

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6172. Marzipan Shop

A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.

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6173. Rhabdophobia

Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized.

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"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.

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Funny Tattoos

6175. Mom

An "M" tattooed on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says "MOM" (or rather "M*M"). See also Crass.

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Funny People

6176. The Guy from Full House Who Isn't Bob Saget or John Stamos

Whoever he is, he makes me giggle. See also Television.

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Funny Phrases

6177. Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

Funny Quotes

6178. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

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Funny Words

6179. Persnickety

To be fussy about small details.

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Funny Conveyances

6180. Recumbent Bicycles

For such obvious dorks, recumbent bicycle riders can often appear rather smug. See also Nerds.

Added by Ryan on May 28, 2008| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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