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Funny Names

7671. Genius G. Genius

I believe the implication here is that the middle name is "Genius" as well. See also Redundant.

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Funny Animals

7672. An Otter Cracking a Clam

This is a good metaphor for furious activity. See also Seafood.

Added by Tyler on January 3, 2006| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

7673. Racoon

Racoon is the new monkey.

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Funny Clothes

7674. Vanity Cane Shop

As sometimes carried by prom attendees.

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Funny Drinks

7675. Fancy-Dancy

As far as I know, no drink with this name exists, but one should. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

7676. Raspy Brap

The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| 1 Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

7677. Sticky Wicket

A decidedly British description of a difficult situation. See also British.

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Funny Tattoos

7678. Horsesh*t and Gunsmoke

Right arm "Horsesh*t." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| 2 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

7679. Quadratic Equation

These are not only funny, but difficult to compute in your head. See also Math.

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