...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing to do.
Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.
Up and down.
See also Old-Timey.
Often used during a test. Or in a airplane.