For example, Costly Mistake for the Orioles. (Perhaps they flew north rather than south for the winter.) Or Pirates Lose Another Arm to Injury. See also Sports.
"A Tale of Two Cities is a novel written by Charles Dickens in which he details the events of two different cities."
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
...and telling him or her it's you from the future.
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.
Something your uncle does after two drinks.