...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.
Quite possibly the most pointless, yet funniest and most randomest thing to ever do. See also Hair.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing to do.
Up and down.
See also Old-Timey.
Often used during a test. Or in a airplane.