"A Tale of Two Cities is a novel written by Charles Dickens in which he details the events of two different cities."
...and telling him or her it's you from the future.
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing to do.
Something your uncle does after two drinks.
Not funny if the fan is metal. Plastic works best, because the blades usually spin faster.
Showing disdain by raising your thumb to your noise and wiggling your fingers. See also British.