It is a categorical imperative that I wear this monkey as a hat. All people in this situation have an ethical duty to treat this monkey in the same manner. See also Philosophy.
Then waking up hours later, wondering what happened, and mixing them again.
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Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.
Scares the crap out of me every time
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