Because Facebooking is just too boring a verb. See also Computers, Internet.
Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.
When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
You've got to make sure it's evenly cooked.
See also Television.
It's best to put "From Santa" on the TV Remote that you cleverly wrapped 2 weeks ago, in fear of the obvious repercussions. See also Holidays, Pranks.