Funny Things to Do

Funny Things to Do

71. Glamorously Smoke Steam in the Wintertime

Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.

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72. Using Your Hair as a Convenient, Any-Time Mustache

For the ladies in the audience. See also Hair, Mustache.

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73. Using Classical Enlightenment Philosophy to Justify Ridiculous Actions

It is a categorical imperative that I wear this monkey as a hat. All people in this situation have an ethical duty to treat this monkey in the same manner. See also Philosophy.

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74. Tearing a Hole in the Space-Time Continuum

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75. Mixing Chemicals and Accidentally Making Toxic Gas

Then waking up hours later, wondering what happened, and mixing them again.

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76. Footjobs

See also Sex.

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77. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

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78. Pretending to be out of Breath when You're Late

Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.

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79. Turning on the Garbage Disposal when Fumbling for the Kitchen Light

Scares the crap out of me every time

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80. Watching TV in the Bathroom

See also Bathroom.

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