No.
61.
Horseplay
Basically anything they tell you not to do by a pool is inherently funny.
62.
A King Gnawing on a Giant Turkey Leg
I'm not sure what else to say about this.
63.
Catch Gay
What might happen if you move to the big city and don't keep your wits about you.
64.
Shitcan
As in, "I never got your emailHotmail must have shitcanned it."
65.
Guesstimate
When estimating alone is not enough.
66.
Hassling the Hoff
Do so at your own risk.
67.
Taking a Shower and Really Feeling the Water
When I finally have the time, I'd like to enjoy a shower like this.
68.
69.
70.
Carrying a Brush in Your Back Pocket
The better to feather your hair with.
