It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.
Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.
It is a categorical imperative that I wear this monkey as a hat. All people in this situation have an ethical duty to treat this monkey in the same manner. See also Philosophy.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
Then waking up hours later, wondering what happened, and mixing them again.
Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.
Scares the crap out of me every time