Inherently Funny Things to Do

 
51.
 

Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella

From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

Funny Things to Do | April 28, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
52.
 

Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else

I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style".

Funny Things to Do | April 21, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Clothes

 
 
 
 
53.
 

Sitting on Your Ass and Eating Bon-Bons

Funny Things to Do | April 21, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Lazy, Profanity

 
 
 
 
54.
 

Drawing a Thanksgiving Turkey from Your Hand

I'm really good at it.

Funny Things to Do | April 18, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Animals, Holidays

 
 
 
 
55.
 

Flop Sweat

Funny Things to Do | April 17, 2007 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
56.
 

Go At It Hammer and Tongs

"Did you hear them next door?" "Yeah, they were going at it hammer and tongs."

Funny Things to Do | April 7, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Sex

 
 
 
 
57.
 

Bamboozle

To try to trick or deceive someone, e.g., "You're not trying to bamboozle me are you?" "No sir, there is no bamboozlement going on here."

Funny Things to Do | April 2, 2007 | 1 Comment

 
 
 
 
58.
 

Honky-Tonkin'

As in, "You boys been out all night Honky-Tonkin' again? Breakfast is getting cold."

Funny Things to Do | March 31, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol, Western

 
 
 
 
59.
 

Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza

Funny Things to Do | March 24, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Food

 
 
 
 
60.
 

Dropping a Sandbag on Someone's Head

Especially when done so using a pulley.

Funny Things to Do | March 8, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Old-Timey