No.
91.
Dry Humping
This is also called "frottage," which is itself a funny word.
92.
Googling Google
Seems like this might cause the internet to break.
93.
Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays
I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you clever—it makes you lame.
94.
95.
Puking into a Beer Bottle
It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small.
96.
Scrooge McDuck Diving into a Mound of Coins
Have you ever tried this? It hurts.
97.
Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page
Does this work? I do not believe it does.
98.
Using Your Index Finger to Hang a Jacket Over Your Shoulder
I recently saw a poster showing Geraldo Rivera doing this. He had also loosened his tie.
99.
Shaking a Handful of Nuts
A transparent act of projected confidence. There is no need to randomly sort snacks in this way.
100.
Getting Fitted for an Ear Trumpet
Doesn't happen anymore, but still funny to think about.