Hard... but possible.
An ancient form of entertainment. Probably the most famous magic trick of antiquity. Even in the 21st Century it never fails to dazzle and amaze.
Seriously, how are you gonna bite my knee? What kind of crap is that?
She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny thing to do.
Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.
Why start the workout any sooner than you have to? See also Gym.