She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.
Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.
Why start the workout any sooner than you have to? See also Gym.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.
E.g. taco dinner, macaroni and cheese dinner, sushi dinner.
Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.