Funny Things to Do

Funny Things to Do

131. Parking as Close as You Can to the Front Door of the Gym

Why start the workout any sooner than you have to? See also Gym.

Added by Amanda on November 23, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

132. Bringing Your Own Popcorn to the Movies

Eating popcorn from a Ziplcoc bag while the guy next to you has a bucket of movie popcorn is funny. See also Movies, Snacks.

Added by Amanda on November 23, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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133. Washing and Reusing Plastic Utensils, Cups and Plates

Added by Amanda on November 20, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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134. Adding the Word "Dinner" to Meals

E.g. taco dinner, macaroni and cheese dinner, sushi dinner.

Added by Amanda on November 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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135. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up

Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by ScotFinch on November 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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136. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You

Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 9, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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137. Touching a Buzz Cut

Yes, I have finally done it. (But I don't think that the guy was too happy.) See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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138. Acting Cool when You Wave to Someone Waving at Someone Behind You

Ways to cover up your idiocy include pretending to fix your hair, scratch your head, or pointing towards nothing. See also Awkward.

Added by DieterW on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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139. Omphalomancy

Predicting how many children a mother is going to have by counting the number of knots on her first born child's umbilical cord. See also Babies, Mothers.

Added by benguin94 on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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140. Setting Up a Conference Call

This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.

Added by Amanda on November 6, 2009| Comment | You Like This |