This is always funny because it very rarely is perfect on the first try. It's like this: "Judy, you still there? Ok, one more second." "Mike? you there? We lost Mike...." "No, sorry, I'm here phone was on mute." "Gary? you there? Gary? " "One second, gotta get Gary on. Everyone hold." See also Office, Telecommunications, Work.
It works every time you do it outside a bar. See also Pranks.
Great way to get two things done at once. See also Bathroom.
See also Breakfast.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing to do.
And even funnier to think that girls actually dig this. See also Nerds.
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.