Funny Words

3781. Jeeze

In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.

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Funny Names

3782. Dick Assman

Not made up.

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Funny Things to Do

3783. Waking Up and Destroying Your Alarm Clock

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

3784. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Jobs

3785. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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Funny Phobias

3786. Levophobia

Fear of things to the left side of the body.

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Funny Things to Do

3787. Capturing Brad Pitt and Forcing Him into a Birdcage

Not only a great conversation starter, but a wonderful decoration. See also Celebrities, Postmodern.

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Funny Questions

3788. When Your Waiting for a Waiter in a Resturant Aren't You a Waiter?

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Funny Books

3789. Farts Around The World Shop

Everyone does it. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Foods

3790. Fried Butter

Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.

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