Funny Insults

3821. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

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Funny Questions

3822. What Did the Fish Say when It Swam into the Wall?

Dam.

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Funny Advice

3823. Never joke with a kleptomaniac, they will take it, literally.

See also Puns.

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Funny Movies

3824. Mac and Me

A rip-off of E.T. and one of the worst movies ever made. See also Aliens.

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Funny Things to Do

3825. Watching Dead Bodies in Movies to Try to Catch Them Breathing

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Funny Things to Do

3826. Trying to See How Many People You Can Fit into a Telephone Booth

A pastime of the Roaring Twenties, when people just had nothing better to do. See also 20's, Old-Timey, Telephones.

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Funny Things to Do

3827. Defying Gravity by Not Looking Down

Hey, it works in the cartoons! See also Cartoons, Physics.

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Funny Advice

3828. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

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Funny Questions

3829. Did You Hear About the Man with His Left Side Cut Off?

He is all RIGHT now. See also Bodies.

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Funny Questions

3830. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?

Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.

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