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Funny Things
3821. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot
Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.
Funny Sayings
3822. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life
Funny Sayings
3823. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It
Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.
Funny Clothes
3824. American Flag Pins
A sure sign that you're running for president. See also Patriotic, Politics.
Funny Movies
3825. Rat Pfink A Boo Boo Shop
A 60's movie with the world's silliest title. See also 60's.
Funny Things to Do
3828. Drinking a Drink With a Spoon
It's like soup, and takes twice as long. See also Utensils.
Funny Foods
3829. Heavenly Hounds Shop
Peanut butter biscuit for dogs to chew on during extended periods of stress, especially Independence Day. See also Dogs.
Funny Things to Do
3830. Using a Tampon to Stop a Nosebleed
It actually works. As a result, a buddy of mine carries a tampon in his first aid kit.