Funny Anti-Jokes

3821. You're Momma's So Fat That They're Extremely Concerned About Her Health

See also Obesity.

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Funny Nicknames

3822. Spice Boi

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Funny Phobias

3823. Abibliophobia

The fear of running out of reading material.

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Funny Things to Do

3824. Stepping on a Rake

Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Words

3825. Jeeze

In Minnesota, when something just goes down the drain... Aw, Jeeze. Said from high to low pitch, with "ee" as in "cheese." See also Minnesota.

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Funny Names

3826. Dick Assman

Not made up.

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Funny Things to Do

3827. Waking Up and Destroying Your Alarm Clock

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

3828. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Jobs

3829. Chicken Sexer

Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.

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Funny Phobias

3830. Levophobia

Fear of things to the left side of the body.

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