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Funny Drinks

3861. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2016| 2 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3862. Unremacadamized

Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3863. What's the Difference Between Donald Trump and Apples?

Everything. See also Fruit, Politics.

Added by PYRo358 on October 24, 2016| 7 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3864. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!

Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2016| 1 Comment | 82 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3865. Who's This Clown?

A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2016| 5 Comments | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3866. Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2016| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

3867. Puck-Man

Name of Pac-Man when the game was still in beta testing. Changed to Pac-Man because "Puck-Man" left an opportunity for vandals. See also 80's, Profanity, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2016| 5 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

3868. Why was the Blond Woman So Loud?

She was shouting.

Added by a Guest on October 20, 2016| 1 Comment | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

3869. Hedgehogs Shop

Why don’t they just share the hedge?

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2016| 10 Comments | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

3870. "You're Mean!" "No I'm Not. I'm Dad."

I mean, come on. See also Dads.

Added by Athena on October 15, 2016| 3 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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