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Funny Anti-Jokes
3851. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?
Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.
Funny Insults
3852. "You Insolent Noisemaker."
A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Things
3853. Pokemon Go for Desktop
How does this work? Do you lug your computer from place to place trying to catch Pokemon? See also Computers, Unnecessary.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3857. Why Can't You Hear a Dinosaur Go to the Bathroom?
The dinosaurs are all dead. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Phobias
3860. Automatonophobia
Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues, or anything that falsely represents a sentient being. Let's be honest though, those things are pretty creepy.