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Funny Phobias
3872. Luposlipaphobia
The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.
Funny Sayings
3875. Three out of Five Smokers Die
Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.
Funny Instruments
3878. Recorders
Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.
Funny Instruments
3879. The String in a Cup
Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3880. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?
Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.