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Funny Animals
3922. Dorkie
Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.
Funny Nicknames
3923. Capn' Cankle
There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.
Funny Words
3924. Durst
The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.
Funny Phobias
3925. Nyctohylophobia
If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.
Funny Phrases
3928. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou
A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3930. What Did One Stranger Say to the Other Stranger?
Nothing. They didn't know each other.