Funny Nicknames

3911. Cicada

Your friend who spent the first 17 years of his life living underground and doing nothing, but once he gets to college starts making a lot of noise and partying. See also Insects.

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Funny Things to Do

3912. Changing an F to an A by Drawing a Line Down the Right Side

A fail-safe way to make your report cards look better. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

3913. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows

An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

3914. The Baby That Represents the New Year and the Dying Old Man Who Represents the Old Year

How come we never see the year in middle age?

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Funny Things to Do

3915. Stuffing a Pillow Under Your Shirt to Look Pregnant

See also Pregnancy.

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Funny Words

3916. Gaberlunzie

A Scottish word for a licensed, wandering beggar. See also Scottish.

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Funny Advice

3917. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year

Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

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Funny Foods

3918. Mockturtle Soup

The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.

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Funny Sayings

3919. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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Funny Phobias

3920. Achievemephobia

The fear of success. If you have it, it's probably the only thing holding you back from success.

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