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Funny Sayings
3911. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It
Funny Words
3912. Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards. See also Backwards.
Funny Places
3916. North Third Street
On signs, it will read "N. 3rd street", which looks like "Nerd Street". See also Nerds.
Funny Anti-Jokes
3917. What is Heavier, 200 Pounds of Bricks or 200 Pounds of Feathers?
Feathers. Two hundred pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. See also Birds.
Funny Phrases
3918. Beat the Heat
Something every cool mom says in the summer. It rhymes, so it must be true. See also Summer.
Funny Sayings
3919. Patience is Something You Admire in the Driver Behind You, Not in the One Ahead of You
See also Cars.