Funny Things to Do

3891. Speaking into a Fan

A gooood waaaaay to soooooound like a roboooooooot.

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Funny Places

3892. Accident, Maryland

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland. I learned of it while tracking a package. See also Maryland.

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Funny Words

3893. Schmetterling

German for butterfly. See also German.

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Funny Animals

3894. Ornitorrinco

Spanish for Platypus. See also Spanish.

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Funny Things to Do

3895. Striking a Match on Your Shoe

I've tried it in real life, but it never works. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

3896. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3897. Yo Mama So Short She's Under Four Feet Tall

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Funny Jobs

3898. Professional Lazer Tager

A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.

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Funny Things to Do

3899. Climbing Up a Drain Pipe to Reach a Rooftop

Extremely dangerous in real life. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3900. Take Your Age and Add Five

That's how old you'll be in five years.

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