Funny Anti-Jokes

3901. What Are the Similarities Between a Cigarette and a Hamster?

They are both perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire. See also Rodents.

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Funny Insults

3902. Unwashed Sock

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Funny Phobias

3903. Koutaliaphobia

The fear of spoons. As seen in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. See also Kitchen.

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Funny Places

3904. Earth, Texas

Did you know Earth only has a population of one thousand people?

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Funny Questions

3905. Hodor. Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor?

Hodor.

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Funny Quotes

3906. "I Don't Say Half of the Junk People Say I Do."

- Albert Einstein See also Science.

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Funny Questions

3907. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?

A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Insults

3908. Warmduscher

German insult that translate to "One who only takes hot showers." A German way to call someone a wimp. See also German.

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Funny Questions

3909. In Switzerland, is Swiss Cheese Just Called Cheese?

See also Cheese.

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Funny Phobias

3910. Coccinellidaephobia

The fear or phobia of ladybugs. See also Insects.

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