Funny Diseases

3951. Dysania

The struggle to get up in the morning. Especially common on Mondays between August and May.

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Funny Drinks

3952. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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Funny Instruments

3953. Child Instruments

E.g. rubber bands as harps, pots and pans as drums, and toilet paper rolls as trumpets.

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Funny Sayings

3954. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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Funny Animals

3955. Garden Eels

Often confused with some form of ocean grass. Yech.

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Funny Animals

3956. Sharksucker

Nickname for the remora, a fish known to attach itself to a shark to hitch a ride.

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Funny Insults

3957. You Could Get Lost in an Elevator

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Funny Foods

3958. Face Cakes

Cakes with a portraits printed on them. The more awkward, the better. See also Dessert.

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Funny Foods

3959. Gagh

A Klingon meal made from live serpent worms. See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Things to Do

3960. Kiiking

An Estonian sport that involves sitting on a swingset and trying to spin 360 degrees over the bar. Do not try at home. See also Dangerous, Estonian.

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