Funny Anti-Jokes

3951. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

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Funny Sayings

3952. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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Funny Things to Do

3953. Playing a Flute with Your Nose

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Funny Toys

3954. Chattering Teeth Shop

You know, the wind up ones. Fun for a good 30 seconds.

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Funny Foods

3955. The Donald Trump Sandwich

White bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, and a tiny pickle.

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Funny People

3956. Hairy Bald People

Lots of hair all in the wrong places.

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Funny Foods

3957. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

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Funny Insults

3958. Clod!

Peridot's favorite insult.

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Funny Names

3959. DJ Trump

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Funny Things to Do

3960. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

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