Funny Advice

4001. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Books

4002. Why Cats Paint Shop

They do? See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4003. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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Funny Words

4004. Pahoehoe

A type of lava. See also Science.

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Funny Nicknames

4005. Pickle in the Middle

I'm the middle child and I love pickles.

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Funny Nicknames

4006. The Momster

Your Mom after she counts to three. See also Horror, Parents.

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Funny Dances

4007. The Lazy Lama

Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.

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Funny Questions

4008. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?

Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.

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Funny Euphemisms

4009. Grassy Knolls and Gassy Holes

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Funny Questions

4010. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

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