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4031. Fluorescent Lights

Although efficient, they drain your energy and possibly your soul. See also Office.

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4032. Punching Random Letters into Notepad, then Trying to Find Words

A last-ditch effort to stay awake in an office/work environment. See also Bored, Computers, Office.

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4033. Horse Socks

Patriotic-colored stockings put on horses during parades. See also Horses.

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4034. Architectvre and Bvildings with U's Replaced by V's

4035. The Last Thing My Father Said Before Kicking the Bucket

"I wonder how far this bucket will go when I kick it?"

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4036. Sweet Baby Jesus

Best said slowly and dramatically. See also Blasphemy.

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4037. Spinning as Fast as You Can in a Revolving Chair

Guaranteed to make you nauseous and see stars.

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The The Guinness Book of World Records' "most succinct word," it's found in the South American language of Yaghan and roughly translates to "a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin."

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4039. Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger.

It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.

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