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Funny Anti-Jokes
4032. I See London, I See France.
I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.
Funny Drinks
4033. Poisoned Wine
A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
4035. Texas Railroad Commissioner
The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.
Funny Insults
4036. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!
A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Dances
4037. The "Mature" American
Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.
Funny Words
4040. Barmecide
A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.