Funny Toys

4061. Breath Blasters

Rubber figures from the 80's that exhaled bad smells when squeezed. Later banned because they were toxic, even though they were marketed as nontoxic. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4062. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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Funny Diseases

4063. Dysania

The struggle to get up in the morning. Especially common on Mondays between August and May.

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Funny Drinks

4064. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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Funny Instruments

4065. Child Instruments

E.g. rubber bands as harps, pots and pans as drums, and toilet paper rolls as trumpets.

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Funny Sayings

4066. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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Funny Animals

4067. Garden Eels

Often confused with some form of ocean grass. Yech.

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Funny Animals

4068. Sharksucker

Nickname for the remora, a fish known to attach itself to a shark to hitch a ride.

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Funny Insults

4069. You Could Get Lost in an Elevator

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Funny Foods

4070. Face Cakes

Cakes with a portraits printed on them. The more awkward, the better. See also Dessert.

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