Funny Animals

4091. Fainting Goats

Also called myotonic, goats that faint and collapse when they get startled or excited. See also Cute.

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Funny Nicknames

4092. Nope Rope

A more accurate name for a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Things

4093. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot

Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

4094. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life

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Funny Sayings

4095. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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Funny Clothes

4096. American Flag Pins

A sure sign that you're running for president. See also Patriotic, Politics.

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Funny Movies

4097. Rat Pfink A Boo Boo Shop

A 60's movie with the world's silliest title. See also 60's.

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Funny Phrases

4098. Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti Your Regretti

See also Italian.

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Funny Advice

4099. If You Got a Frownie, Eat a Brownie

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Funny Things to Do

4100. Drinking a Drink With a Spoon

It's like soup, and takes twice as long. See also Utensils.

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