Funny Sayings

4111. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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Funny Animals

4112. Garden Eels

Often confused with some form of ocean grass. Yech.

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Funny Animals

4113. Sharksucker

Nickname for the remora, a fish known to attach itself to a shark to hitch a ride.

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Funny Insults

4114. You Could Get Lost in an Elevator

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Funny Foods

4115. Face Cakes

Cakes with a portraits printed on them. The more awkward, the better. See also Dessert.

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Funny Foods

4116. Gagh

A Klingon meal made from live serpent worms. See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Things to Do

4117. Kiiking

An Estonian sport that involves sitting on a swingset and trying to spin 360 degrees over the bar. Do not try at home. See also Dangerous, Estonian.

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Funny Euphemisms

4118. Whole Grain, Sugar-free Donut

Aka, a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Things to Do

4119. Tying Someone's Shoes Together then Throwing Them Onto a Telephone Wire

They're impossible to get down once you do it. See also Pranks, Shoes.

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Funny Advice

4120. Only Trust People with Big Butts

They cannot lie. See also 90's, Hip-Hop.

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