Funny Anti-Jokes

4101. What Did Woody Say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Funny Conveyances

4102. Trabis

Old, cheap East German cars left over from the Cold War/German Occupation. Short for "Trabant". See also German, History.

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Funny Things to Do

4103. Reading by Candlelight

Your last resort for entertainment when the power goes out. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

4104. PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. Help-desk slang for "You don't know how to use a computer." See also Computers.

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Funny Words

4105. Netiquette

A buzzword that was popular in the early 2000s, but mysteriously died out by 2012. See also Internet.

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Funny Toys

4106. Breath Blasters

Rubber figures from the 80's that exhaled bad smells when squeezed. Later banned because they were toxic, even though they were marketed as nontoxic. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4107. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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Funny Diseases

4108. Dysania

The struggle to get up in the morning. Especially common on Mondays between August and May.

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Funny Drinks

4109. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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Funny Instruments

4110. Child Instruments

E.g. rubber bands as harps, pots and pans as drums, and toilet paper rolls as trumpets.

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