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4021. Barmecide

A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.

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4022. Dav

My friend David lost his ID, so now we just call him Dav.

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4023. What Do You Call an Old Man Who's Just Been Stabbed?

An ambulance.

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4024. Joe Flacco

Joe Skinny, apparently. See also Football, Spanish, Sports.

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Rottenegg is a village in the Hallertau of Bavaria, Germany. Formerly a separate municipality, it is now part of the municipality of Geisenfeld in the Upper Bavarian district of Pfaffenhofen. See also German.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4026. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

4027. You Rusty Kettle

Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.

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Funny Sayings

4028. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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Funny Questions

4029. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?

Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4030. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?

Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.

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