Funny Sayings

3981. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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Funny Things to Do

3982. Playing a Flute with Your Nose

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Funny Toys

3983. Chattering Teeth Shop

You know, the wind up ones. Fun for a good 30 seconds.

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Funny Foods

3984. The Donald Trump Sandwich

White bread, lots of baloney, Russian dressing, and a tiny pickle.

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Funny People

3985. Hairy Bald People

Lots of hair all in the wrong places.

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Funny Foods

3986. Pistachios with Uncracked Shells

Often require a hammer to open. See also Annoying.

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Funny Insults

3987. Clod!

Peridot's favorite insult.

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Funny Names

3988. DJ Trump

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Funny Things to Do

3989. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

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Funny Foods

3990. Devils On Horseback

A hot appetizer or savory, small dish. Generally a variation on angels on horseback (bacon wrapped oysters), made by replacing oysters with dried fruit.

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