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Funny Things to Do
3962. Tying Someone's Shoes Together then Throwing Them Onto a Telephone Wire
They're impossible to get down once you do it. See also Pranks, Shoes.
Funny Books
3964. Slow Death By Rubber Duck Shop
A funny title for a serious book. The subtitle is “The Secret Danger of Everyday Things.”
Funny Sayings
3966. Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Reason I Have Trust Issues
See also Dessert.
Funny Insults
3967. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
3968. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.