Funny Anti-Jokes

4011. Can You Jump Higher than a Mountain?

Everyone can jump higher than a mountain. Mountains can't jump.

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Funny Nicknames

4012. Danger Noodle

Like Nope Rope, another nickname for a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Questions

4013. Whats the Most Common Cause of Dry Skin?

Towels.

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Funny Advice

4014. Keep Your Rage in the Cage

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Funny Books

4015. How to Avoid Huge Ships

Exactly that. See also Boats.

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Funny Names

4016. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch's full name. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Phobias

4017. Pogonophobia

The extreme dislike and fear of beards. See also Hair.

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Funny Phobias

4018. Chaetophobia

The fear of loose or detached hair. You know what I'm talking about. See also Hair.

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Funny People

4019. Donald J. Trump

'nuf said.

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Funny T-Shirts

4020. I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off Shop

Deal with it.

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