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Funny Things
3991. Mythril
Like Adamantium steel, mythical metal that only a complete nerd would know about. See also Nerds.
Funny Things
3992. Barfkin
A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.
Funny Videos
3993. The 1991 Sizzler Promotional Commercial
A wonderfully patriotic promotional video made for the Sizzler buffet chain in 1991. Probably made to wow investors wearing tweed suits with big shoulderpads.
Sizzler. See also 90's, Restaurants.
Funny Sayings
3994. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.
It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.
Funny Animals
3996. Dorkie
Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.
Funny Nicknames
3997. Capn' Cankle
There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.
Funny Words
3998. Durst
The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.
Funny Phobias
3999. Nyctohylophobia
If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.