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Funny Anti-Jokes
3991. Why Can't You See Elephants Hiding in Trees?
Because they're really good at it. See also Elephants.
Funny Phobias
3994. Luposlipaphobia
The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.
Funny Sayings
3997. Three out of Five Smokers Die
Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.
Funny Instruments
4000. Recorders
Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.