Funny Foods

3841. Mockturtle Soup

The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.

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Funny Sayings

3842. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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Funny Phobias

3843. Achievemephobia

The fear of success. If you have it, it's probably the only thing holding you back from success.

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Funny Advice

3844. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Books

3845. Why Cats Paint Shop

They do? See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3846. What Does Not Have Arms?

Everything without arms. See also Body.

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Funny Words

3847. Pahoehoe

A type of lava. See also Science.

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Funny Nicknames

3848. Pickle in the Middle

I'm the middle child and I love pickles.

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Funny Nicknames

3849. The Momster

Your Mom after she counts to three. See also Horror, Parents.

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Funny Dances

3850. The Lazy Lama

Lay on the ground and sleep and don't do what people tell you to do.

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