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Funny Phobias
3843. Luposlipaphobia
The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.
Funny Sayings
3846. Three out of Five Smokers Die
Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.
Funny Instruments
3849. Recorders
Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.
Funny Instruments
3850. The String in a Cup
Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.