Funny Anti-Jokes

3841. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?

Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Questions

3842. Why is a Finished Building Called a Building? Why Not Call It a Built?

See also Architecture.

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Funny Tattoos

3843. 'R' on Right Wrist and 'L' on Left Wrist

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Funny Jobs

3844. Gift Skaters

The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.

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Funny Sayings

3845. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel

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Funny Tattoos

3846. A Grape

As you age it'll turn into a raisin.

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Funny Conveyances

3847. Partial Zero Emission Vehicles

You know, they kind of don't emit green house gases. Sort of. See also California, Cars.

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Funny Insults

3848. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

See also Lazy.

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Funny Insults

3849. PG Insults

You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!

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Funny Quotes

3850. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

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