Funny Questions

3771. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

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Funny Sayings

3772. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

3773. The "No Soap Radio" Joke

An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.

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Funny Foods

3774. Malasada

A Portuguese fried bread treat whose name means "poorly cooked". See also Portuguese.

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Funny Foods

3775. Walking Taco

The Donald Trump of food. See also Snacks.

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Funny TV Shows

3776. House of Representatives

It's usually on C-SPAN from 4 to 7. See also Politics.

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Funny Advice

3777. Things That Are Sticky Are Most Likely Not Sticks

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Funny Movies

3778. Prince of Darkness

1987 movie with the funniest description ever: "A priest and a professor investigate an urn of liquid Satan." See also Horror.

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Funny Quotes

3779. "No matter what button I push there's still a big eleven on the screen."

To which I replied, "Thats the 'pause' Mom." See also Technology.

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Funny Quotes

3780. "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

Asked Ron Burgundy.

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