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5762. Paid Programming

The show that's on at 12 am, 1 am, 2 am, 3 am, 4 am, and 5 am. See also Commercials.

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5763. Fighting "Razzle" with "Dazzle"

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5764. Hitting Someone over the Head with a Frying Pan

Disgruntled wives, unite! See also Old-Timey.

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5766. My Little Pony

Why yes, their butts do smell like cake! See also 80's.

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5767. Mini-Pigs

Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.

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Quite literally sour herring. It's fermented with care (!) for about a year. When the can starts to bulge, it's time to eat. Often eaten outdoors because of its awful stench and even then not much approved of by anyone within 1000 feet. See also Fish, Swedish.

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5769. Celebrity Noun Names

Apple. Sparrow. Pilot Inspektor. Moon Unit. Hopper. Calico. Dash. Be original! Find your baby name in the dictionary. See also Celebrities.

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5770. Sixes and Sevens

Britishism for crazy. See also British.

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5761. Armpits