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Funny Clothes
5791. Assless Chaps
Popular in fetish fashion and the leather subculture, where they often are tightly fitted and worn without jeans or other garments layered beneath them other than a codpiece. They can be made of leather, patent leather, or vinyl and are worn for decoration serving no protective purpose.
Funny Products
5793. Snuggies for Dogs Shop
I suppose it was inevitable. See also Dogs, Pets, Unnecessary.
Funny Things to Do
5794. Sitting in a Lawn Chair on the Side of the Road Watching Traffic
Perfected with a can of Bud Light. Made famous by the citizens of Tennessee. See also Cars.
Funny Things
5797. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos
For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
5798. Shaving With a Real Knife
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
5799. Gesticulating With a Pipe
Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.
Funny Sayings
5800. Crap a Sh*t
When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.