Funny Phrases

5791. Damn the Man

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Funny Instruments

5792. Alpenhorn

An 8-foot-long spruce horn played by Swiss goatherders.

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Funny Insults

5793. Geekburger with Cheese

How to level up the insult 'geekburger'. All of this comes from Full House, of course. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Things to Do

5794. Drive-By High Five

When you and another person walk past each other and high five. Looks coolest if you don't make eye contact.

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Funny Things to Do

5795. Gesturing with Your Eyeglasses

Often dramatically executed by doctors and professors to point at something on a chart. See also Pretentious.

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Funny Things to Do

5796. Listening to "Ride of the Valkyries" and Running Around Your Apartment With a Calvary Sword.

Especially fun to do when it's snowing outside See also Weapons.

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Funny Advice

5797. Don't be That Guy

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Funny Words

5798. Spendthrift

An oxymoron actually. See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Products

5799. Ballcock Shop

Get it? Ball-cock? See also Bathroom.

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Funny Things to Do

5800. Microwaving a CD

Go ahead, grab your sisters Miley Cyrus mixed cd and send it off to microwave heaven. Looks wicked cool too. See also Food.

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