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Funny Clothes
5791. Winkie Jeans
Jeans with eyes on the back pockets. Ha! When you walk it looks like the eyes are winking at people walking behind you. See also Denim.
Funny Phrases
5793. Cat's Dead. Details Later.
A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.
Funny Things to Do
5794. Super-Gluing Quarters to the Sidewalk
It works every time you do it outside a bar. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
5795. Brushing Your Teeth While Peeing
Great way to get two things done at once. See also Bathroom.
Funny Animals
5798. Fainting Goats
A breed of goats that actually faint when startled. Cuuuuute. See also Farming.
Funny Phrases
5799. B*tch Please!
Kind of offensive, kind of polite. It balances itself out. See also Profanity.