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Funny Euphemisms
5843. Shut the Front Door
Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.
Funny Things to Do
5846. Waving Your Hand Like Obi-Wan
These aren't the droids you're looking for... See also Movies.
Funny Things to Do
5847. Twirling Your Mustache
When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.
Funny Phrases
5848. That's the Badger!
Something that's correct, e.g. "Is this yours?" "Yep, that's the badger!" See also British.
Funny Diseases
5849. Parrot Fever
Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.
Funny Things to Do
5850. Turning a Calculator Upside Down and Writing Dirty Words
You know, like 58008 and 558. See also Sophomoric.