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Funny Sayings
5841. It's Only a Party if Your Pants Are Off
Ain't that the truth ;) See also Nudity.
Funny Sayings
5842. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose
Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
5843. Adding the Word "Dinner" to Meals
E.g. taco dinner, macaroni and cheese dinner, sushi dinner.
Funny Foods
5844. Moonstruck
A grilled slice of toast with a hole in the middle, in which a sunny side up egg is inserted, cooked with butter and served golden, crunchy and delicious. See also Bread, Breakfast.
Funny People
5846. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator
This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.
Funny Places
5848. Pastafarian
Name of pretty much every Italian restaurant in pretty much every Jamaican all-inclusive resort. See also Italian, Vacation.
Funny Things to Do
5849. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.