Funny Phrases

5811. Butt Dialed

When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.

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Funny TV Shows

5812. Jake and the Fatman

See also 80's, Obesity.

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Funny Foods

5813. Cupcakes with Fish

It's a really bad combination. See also Dessert.

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Funny Insults

5814. If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are

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Funny Things to Do

5815. High-fiving Someone Waving to Someone Behind You

Even more idiotic than waving to someone waving to someone behind you, and a lot harder to take back or disguise. See also Awkward.

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Funny Words

5816. Spackle

I think she needs another spackle of make-up.

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Funny Animals

5817. Bald Bears

Actually a little sad, and yes, a bit funny. But they don't looks so tough now, do they? See also German, Hair.

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Funny Phobias

5818. Basophobia

The extreme fear of falling down. So much so, that someone with this disease never gets up.

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Funny Products

5819. 1-800-COLLECT

Commercials for 1-800-COLLECT were a ubiquitous presence on TV during the 90's and featured b-list celebrities such as Mr. T, Alyssa Milano, and Aresenio Hall urging you to save a buck or two. One commercial also featured OJ Simpson's mom—perhaps the fact he was still calling his Mom collect as a wealthy adult should have been our first clue. See also 90's, Commercials, Telecommunications.

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Funny Sayings

5820. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

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