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Funny Things to Do
5771. Biting Somebody's Knee
Seriously, how are you gonna bite my knee? What kind of crap is that?
Funny Clothes
5772. Hand Muffs Shop
For cold days when mittens and gloves are just too practical. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
5773. Replacing Your Grandma's Peanut M&Ms with Lemonheads in a Dark Theater
She actually took it rather well. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
5774. Laughing While Clapping Your Hands And Crying, "More! Entertain Me!" in an English Accent
Funny Advice
5775. Be Careful
Usually said by one's mother after having already sustained an injury as a result of not being careful. Thanks, mom! I'll try to go back in time so that I can use your advice.
Funny Advice
5776. Drive Safe
Well, what are you supposed to say?
"Drive fast and take chances! Use your road rage if you have to, sweet pea!" See also Cars.
Funny Clothes
5777. Monocles Shop
Add a top hat and you’re dressed like a fancy peanut. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Tattoos
5778. Lasciate Ogni Speranza Voi Ch'entrate
From Dante's The Divine Comedy, translated to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here."