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Funny Drinks
5781. John Daly
1 1/2 oz. Vodka (Ketel One), 1 part Iced Tea, 1 part Lemonade, 1 wedge Lemon. Typically followed by or preceded by 12 Natural Light beers. See also Alcohol, Golf.
Funny Animals
5782. Chalicotherium
Probably the most bizarre-looking extinct mammal ever, this ancient relative of the horse and the rhino resembled a cross between a bear, a tapir, and a moose, but walked on its knuckles like a gorilla. See also Ancient.
Funny People
5783. Alvin Stardust
Obscure glam-rock/pop musician best known for his number two hit "My Coo-Ca-Choo". See also 70's, Music, Singers.
Funny Foods
5785. Rhubarb
The only vegetable used in pies. Very sour and very funny to say. See also Dessert.
Funny Products
5786. Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask Shop
For a face that looks fresher and more vibrant with a healthy, rosy, serial-killer glow. See also 80's, Beauty, Commercials.
Funny Things
5790. Livestock Classified Ads
"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"
"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."
"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.