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Funny Sayings
5801. It's Only a Party if Your Pants Are Off
Ain't that the truth ;) See also Nudity.
Funny Sayings
5802. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose
Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
5803. Adding the Word "Dinner" to Meals
E.g. taco dinner, macaroni and cheese dinner, sushi dinner.
Funny Foods
5804. Moonstruck
A grilled slice of toast with a hole in the middle, in which a sunny side up egg is inserted, cooked with butter and served golden, crunchy and delicious. See also Bread, Breakfast.
Funny People
5806. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator
This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.
Funny Places
5808. Pastafarian
Name of pretty much every Italian restaurant in pretty much every Jamaican all-inclusive resort. See also Italian, Vacation.
Funny Things to Do
5809. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.