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6051. Harry and the Hendersons Shop

Sort of like ALF, but with Sasquatches and John Lithgow. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on November 17, 2008| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6052. Boss Sauce

What Steve Urkel drinks to become his suave alter ego Stefan Urquelle. See also 90's, Sitcom, Television.

Added by Brian on November 15, 2008| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6053. Soap on a Rope Shop

The 1970s in a box. See also 70's, Bathroom, Hygiene.

Added by Brian on November 13, 2008| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6054. Johnny Fanny Gina Head

An insult to all the Johnnies you know.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2008| 3 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6055. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 5 Comments | 115 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6056. Captain Awesome and Mr. Fabulous

I like to use this for two guys who are attached at the hip and they think they rock.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 5 Comments | 144 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6058. Marie Brizard

Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on November 8, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6059. Captain N: The Game Master

With his trusty NES Zapper and Power Pad holstered in his belt, Kevin Keene and his band of unlikely heroes clashed again and again with the forces of King Hippo, Dr. Wily, and the infamous Mother Brain throughout the domain of Videoland. See also 80's, Cartoons, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2008| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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6060. Dick Stick

The small, silver handle that flushes a urinal. Why's it called a dick stick? Well, think about the last thing your hand touches before you touch it. And then think about all the guys that preceded you. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on November 6, 2008| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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