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Funny Sayings
6061. It's Only a Party if Your Pants Are Off
Ain't that the truth ;) See also Nudity.
Funny Sayings
6062. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose
Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
6063. Adding the Word "Dinner" to Meals
E.g. taco dinner, macaroni and cheese dinner, sushi dinner.
Funny Foods
6064. Moonstruck
A grilled slice of toast with a hole in the middle, in which a sunny side up egg is inserted, cooked with butter and served golden, crunchy and delicious. See also Bread, Breakfast.
Funny People
6066. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator
This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.
Funny Places
6068. Pastafarian
Name of pretty much every Italian restaurant in pretty much every Jamaican all-inclusive resort. See also Italian, Vacation.
Funny Things to Do
6069. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.