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Funny Advice
6041. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave
Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.
Funny Foods
6042. Turducken Shop
A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. See also Holidays.
Funny Products
6044. The Clapper Shop
For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.
Funny Jobs
6046. Phlebotomist
The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.
Funny Songs
6047. University of Utah Fight Song
The song is called "I Am a Utah Man" and uses the terms "jolliest", "merriment", and "we're up to snuff." I can't believe that the female students haven't revolted. See also College.
Funny Things to Do
6048. Being Pulled on Stage at a Bruce Springsteen Concert
Also known as the first step towards marrying David Arquette. See also Celebrities, Music.
Funny Words
6049. Zymurgy
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
6050. Exchange Student Jeans
Jeans adorned with snaps, stitching, and other embellishments that European teens wear and that American teens find disconcertingly ornate. See also Denim, European, Eurotrash.