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11. The List of Ingredients and Calorie Count on a Bottle of Water
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12. The DVD Idle Screen
You can spend hours waiting for the floating icon to finally hit the corner.
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13. That Awkward Moment when You’re Wearing Nikes and Can’t Do It
It happens. See also Shoes.
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15. Helmet Hair
There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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17. Dolphin-Pig-Monkey
Something that has dolphin's brain, a pig's skin, and a monkey's body. I think it's called a human.
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18. The Tic Tac Hustle
Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.
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19. Triangles
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20. The Dump Trump Statue
Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.