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41. Strange Priorities
One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...
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42. Left-Arm Tan
In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.
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43. Armstrong Steering
Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.
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44. That Awkward Moment when Your Teacher Screams at You for Clicking Your Pen Way too Many Times but You Have to Click It Again to be Able to Work
See also Schools.
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45. The Wikipedia Article For The Letter A
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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46. The Ingredients List on a Jar of Honey
What's the point? It's just going to say "honey". See also Unnecessary.
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47. Triangulum
Three stars in a triangle. The laziest constellation out there. See also Astronomy, Lazy.
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48. Megagons
Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.
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50. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook
If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.