Funny Things

Funny Things

41. Strange Priorities

One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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42. Left-Arm Tan

In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 6, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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43. Armstrong Steering

Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 6, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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45. The Wikipedia Article For The Letter A

Can be found by typing 'A'. See also Internet.

Added by BleededEyesight on March 25, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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46. The Ingredients List on a Jar of Honey

What's the point? It's just going to say "honey". See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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47. Triangulum

Three stars in a triangle. The laziest constellation out there. See also Astronomy, Lazy.

Added by a Guest on July 16, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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48. Megagons

Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.

Added by awesomeguy21 on June 24, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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49. #1 Pencils

Where are they sold? See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 27, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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50. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2018| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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