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51. Triangulum

Three stars in a triangle. The laziest constellation out there. See also Astronomy, Lazy.

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52. Megagons

Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.

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53. #1 Pencils

Where are they sold? See also Schools.

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54. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

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55. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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56. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

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57. Glass Eyes

See also Old-Timey.

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58. Fire Squirters

Also known as volcanoes.

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59. The Freshman Fifteen

The fifteen pounds gained by incoming college freshmen who suddenly have to start feeding themselves. See also College, Obesity.

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60. Hitting CAPS LOCK InsteD OF A

Uggggh! See also Computers.

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