Funny Things

Funny Things

21. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

Added by Guesst on February 1, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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22. Niggly Wigglies

The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.

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23. CDs and Cassettes on the Roadside

What was the song? See also Cars.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 21, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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24. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 15, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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25. Hand Turkeys

My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.

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26. Strange Priorities

One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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27. Armstrong Steering

Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.

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28. Left-Arm Tan

In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 6, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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29. That Awkward Moment when Your Teacher Screams at You for Clicking Your Pen Way too Many Times but You Have to Click It Again to be Able to Work

See also Schools.

Added by oweeeeen on May 8, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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30. The Wikipedia Article For The Letter A

Can be found by typing 'A'. See also Internet.

Added by BleededEyesight on March 25, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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