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21. Triangles

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22. The Dump Trump Statue

Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.

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23. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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24. Niggly Wigglies

The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.

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25. CDs and Cassettes on the Roadside

What was the song? See also Cars.

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26. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

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27. Hand Turkeys

My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.

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28. Strange Priorities

One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...

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29. Left-Arm Tan

In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.

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30. Armstrong Steering

Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.

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