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31. Helmet Hair
There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!
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32. Dolphin-Pig-Monkey
Something that has dolphin's brain, a pig's skin, and a monkey's body. I think it's called a human.
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33. The Tic Tac Hustle
Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.
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34. Triangles
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35. The Dump Trump Statue
Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing.
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36. Lips
Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.
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37. Niggly Wigglies
The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.
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39. Pants Pocket Answering Machine
"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.
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40. Hand Turkeys
My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.