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31. The DVD Idle Screen

You can spend hours waiting for the floating icon to finally hit the corner.

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32. That Awkward Moment when You’re Wearing Nikes and Can’t Do It

It happens. See also Shoes.

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33. Chatsnap

The ripoff of Snapchat. See also Internet.

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34. Fireworks

Much like a drum, no one wants to hear it but you.

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35. Helmet Hair

There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!

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36. Dolphin-Pig-Monkey

Something that has dolphin's brain, a pig's skin, and a monkey's body. I think it's called a human.

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37. The Tic Tac Hustle

Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.

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38. Triangles

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39. The Dump Trump Statue

Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.

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40. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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