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31. The Ingredients List on a Jar of Honey
What's the point? It's just going to say "honey". See also Unnecessary.
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32. Triangulum
Three stars in a triangle. The laziest constellation out there. See also Astronomy, Lazy.
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33. Megagons
Polygons with one million sides and thus virtually indistinguishable from circles. You could just draw a circle when someone asks you to draw a megagon. See also Geometry, Math, Shapes.
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35. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook
If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing.
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36. The Baptist Drive-Thru
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
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37. Fish Skeletons
Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.
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40. The Freshman Fifteen
The fifteen pounds gained by incoming college freshmen who suddenly have to start feeding themselves. See also College, Obesity.