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31. Helmet Hair

There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!

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32. Dolphin-Pig-Monkey

Something that has dolphin's brain, a pig's skin, and a monkey's body. I think it's called a human.

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33. The Tic Tac Hustle

Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.

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34. Triangles

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35. The Dump Trump Statue

Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.

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36. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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37. Niggly Wigglies

The tiny paper flag in a Hershey's Kiss. See also Candy, Chocolate.

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38. CDs and Cassettes on the Roadside

What was the song? See also Cars.

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39. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

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40. Hand Turkeys

My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.

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