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221. The Three Tenets of Super Mario Bros. 3

Shellsmanship, manipulation of the 'B' button, and lack of hubris. See also 90's, Video Games.

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222. Rat Tails

Not long ago a guy with a braided rat tail called me "Hooter Girl". I was not impressed. See also 80's.

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223. The Big Nickel

It's literally a giant nickel and the world's largest coin. See also Canadian.

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224. Carving Stations

They usually have these at all you can eat buffets. A guy in a chef's hat carving slices from a huge side of beef. These are, by definition, awesome. At my wedding, there's only going to be carving stations. Like ten of them. See also Food.

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225. Mull-Hawk

A combination of a mullet and mohawk that makes me want to vomit.

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226. Ass-Hat

In other words, a hat for your ass. See also Body, Profanity.

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227. Whiskey Bottle in the Desk Drawer

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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228. Lunch Box

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229. Plinko

Many dreams have been lost or won on a game of Plinko. See also Television.

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230. French Foreign Legion

From the Legionnaire's Code of Honour: "Proud of your status as legionnaire, you display this in your uniform which is always impeccable, your behaviour always dignified but modest, your living quarters always clean." See also Military, Tidy.

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